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Table of contents
- 02-75
 - 15–2
 - 25
 - Abandoning My Father Talking Blues
 - Agemo's Hoops
 - Alpha Chum Gatherer
 - Any Available Surface
 - Birthday Song: This Time Has Gone
 - Calcutta
 - The Car Song
 - Carmen Cicero
 - Casetino's Nursery
 - Chilean Fire Barrel
 - Cutter
 - The Doll Song
 - Down to the Ark
 - Edvard Munch
 - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
 - Ethiopians
 - Etiquette Song
 - Eugene Sue
 - Flower Song
 
02-75
I got your letter 
And I read what it said 
And I blushed with recognition 
At every word you said
And you are my best friend 
And I have always known you
I dreamed of your house 
And I looked around 
And I felt the real rain 
Rolling down
And you are my best friend 
And I have always known you
15–2
Those may be the most beautiful shades of red I've ever seen 
Those may be the most beautiful shades of red I've ever seen 
But don't be fooled 
If the sun goes down on us here tonight 
It's not gonna be all right anymore
None of this has anything really to do with us, that's my belief 
As the desert sky throws the glowing neon into bold relief 
Your mouth is open and your eyes are wide 
Hold on, because it's dark outside now
The smell of roses comes thickly through the open window now 
The smell of roses comes thickly through the open window now 
As the darkness closes in, our bodies draw the roses in 
And those may be the most beautiful shades of red I've ever seen
25
In the front seat at about four in the morning 
Something came down without much warning 
It was bright and shiny and real nice 
And it prepared us both for the sacrifice 
I know what it is, and I know what it means 
But it's got wings 
I know what it is, and I know what it means 
But it's got wings
In the front seat, you know what I mean 
That thing came down on us bright and hot and pure and clean and ready 
Ready for the kill, and I'll get ready 
But hold my hand, would you please hold me steady 
I know what it is, and I know what it means 
But it's got wings 
I know what it is, and I know what it means 
But it's got wings
Abandoning My Father Talking Blues
It was 9 AM when the U-Haul came 
And I heard my momma call my name 
My dad taught English at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo 
He was at work that day 
It was time to go 
We were moving
I was 5 years old and my sister was 3 
I was wondering what'd likely become of me 
My sister looked sad and I tried to be strong 
It was hard just to get up and move along 
We were moving
But by 5 in the afternoon we were gone 
And my stepfather welcomed me with open arms 
We walked right through that apartment door 
I had never lived in an apartment before 
It was weird
I'll probably never know what it was like that night 
For my dad, but I'd wager it was pretty bad 
My sister and me, we stayed up late 
Talking in the dark, not feeling so great 
We were moving
Out of our house 
Into a two-story apartment building across town 
With a swingset in a sandbox in the middle of a parking lot 
And a laundry room with four glistening washing machines 
And two dryers
Keep the home fires 
Burning 
Keep the home fires 
Burning 
Keep the home, home fires
Agemo's Hoops
You were breathing against my throat 
Covering your laugh up with your long black overcoat 
All circuits warming up
And you told me what you were going to do 
And I promised to do the same thing too 
And the air 
The air in New England 
Was pure 
Poison
The car was parked out back among the trees 
Your voice was getting higher by slow degrees 
You were giving me directions
And you told me where I came from 
Well, God bless us, every one 
And the air 
The air in New England 
Was pure 
Poison, poison, poison, poison
Alpha Chum Gatherer
Rise up real early shaking 
Try to steady my hand 
Make my way down to the water 
Sail a half a mile from land
See where the sharks have been breeding 
Out on the ocean alone 
And I scrutinize the carnage 
Like it was the goddamn Rosetta Stone
When I crack 
That secret code 
It's sure to lighten my load 
Won't you come out sailing with me 
Into the warmth of the afternoon
Scoop up the guts and brains 
Drizzle them into a plastic bag 
Watch 'em drop onto the deck 
Feel the day drag
And when I get back to the car 
It's like a furnace inside 
And I head on down the highway 
Throttle open wide
Back home in the high heat 
I spill out all my presents for you 
There's blood all over the floor now 
What are we going to do
Won't you come out sailing with me 
Into the warmth of the afternoon
Any Available Surface
I waved at you when you hit the disappearing point 
Turned in for the night the next day around ten 
I caught the sweet scent of your hair on my pillowcase 
Felt so much in love, I felt like myself again
Someday the only thing I want to rely upon 
Is any available surface that you've rested your head on
Back in the cave I traced the arc of our awakening 
Shimmering down in the darkness like hidden gold 
And I said my secret to myself out loud again 
We may live to see miracles, if our faith can hold
Someday the only thing I want to rely upon 
Is any available surface that you've rested your head on
Birthday Song: This Time Has Gone
When the sun came out this morning, I was wide awake 
I stumbled on down to the kitchen and I cut myself a piece of my birthday cake 
With raspberry filling in the middle 
And I thought about you a little 
And there was a time when you wanted me so bad 
It was eating you up inside 
But this time has gone away
I poured myself a tall glass of milk, it was deep and cold 
And I checked my driver's license, I was 28 years old 
And there was a time when you wanted me so bad 
It was eating you up inside 
But this time has gone away
Calcutta
Wild donkeys kicking, braying in the meadow 
Made you wanna kick and bray yourself, at least you said so 
And you were wild eyed, your lips were flecked with foam 
'Til warm Calcutta called you home
Twin rivers flowing brought a flush into your cheek 
At the spot where the trickling streams and rivers meet 
The wind from off the snowcapped mountain cooled you down 
'Til warm Calcutta brought you back around
I could hear the prophets yelling in the street 
How your eyes were pure poison, but your skin was sweet
The Car Song
The highway's open and the sun is full 
And the vinyl upholstery heats up like worsted wool 
The hills roll past us, then they rear up again 
Take a deep breath now and count to ten 
I reach across the stick shift and I pull you near 
The highway's open and it's hot in here 
It's hot in here
Your skin sends all the sunlight back to hell 
And you shine in the coming darkness and I guess it's just as well 
That there's no one left, there's no one left at all 
And then the hills behind your eyes start burning like a solid ball of licking flames 
They burn red and clear 
The highway's open and it's hot in here 
It's hot in here
Carmen Cicero
There's power in the name 
But the name's been lost for centuries 
There's poison in the water 
But the water tastes like honey 
And we're so thirsty we don't care 
Where we wake up tomorrow 
We don't care 
The question can hardly hold our attention
And this is a song for your young men to sing 
When they run out of options 
Yeah when they run out of options
There's the faith you can give or withhold 
And then there's the one true faith 
There's the revolution you came for 
And the one you're eventually going to get 
And there's a road that starts right here 
And leads clear up to Saskatchewan 
And I brought a full tank and a '67 Mustang
And this is a song for your young women to whistle while they're driving 
At high speeds down the highway
There's wind up in the trees 
There's a song on the wind 
There's a message in the song 
But the message is hopelessly complicated 
And the words are written on water 
And they disappear before you can write them down 
But I, I brought the Polaroid
And this is the song 
And everybody's gotta sing along 
But it hasn't got a chorus 
Goddamn it all
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Hey hey, la la la la
Casetino's Nursery
The mailman brought the mail by 
But the devil sent the rain 
The mailman brought the mail by 
But the devil sent the rain 
The rain tore through the streets 
Tore down Los Flores Canyon again
If the leak was in the attic 
Then we'd all be doomed for sure 
If a leak was in the attic 
Then we'd all be doomed for sure 
There's a leak up in the attic 
Honey, let's get out of here
Gotta keep moving, gotta keep me moving 
Blues falling down like hail 
Gotta keep me moving 
Blues falling down like hail 
The sunlight keeps to worrying me 
There's a hellhound on my trail
Chilean Fire Barrel
Smell of sulfur, cloven hoof 
Birds were gathering on the roof 
Faint voices, scratching sounds 
If this keeps up, I may never come down
By the time I snapped out of it, there was nothing left 
By the time I snapped out of it, there was nothing left 
By the time I snapped out of it, you were long gone 
By the time I snapped out of it, you were long gone
Spinning numbers, shepherd songs 
Birds singing all the time, all wrong 
Aunt Margaret, cotton-eyed Joe 
They swear they're my friends, but I don't think so
By the time I snapped out of it, there was nothing left 
By the time I snapped out of it, there was nothing left 
By the time I snapped out of it, you were long gone 
By the time I snapped out of it, you were long gone
Cutter 1
I'd been living hand to mouth for a year or better 
When the mailman comes and brings me your letter 
And I recognize the handwriting even now 
But I go ahead and open it anyhow 
Yeah, and no one's been buying from my roadside stand 
And I hold your letter like a cross in my hand 
I'm gonna wrap up my troubles 
I am gonna wrap up my troubles 
I am gonna wrap up my troubles 
In you
I went out into the kitchen where the light comes through 
The 4-paneled window clean and bright 
And it's taken me this long to realize 
How much I like the way that you dot your Is 
I was born in Indiana thirty years ago 
I got a mean, cruel hunger down below 
And I'm gonna wrap up my troubles 
I am gonna wrap up my troubles 
I am gonna wrap up all my troubles 
In you
The Doll Song
I had seven little dolls 
In a bag 
And I told them my troubles 
And the dolls said, nag, nag, nag, nag 
It's all you ever do 
Is that all you're capable of 
And I said to the little dolls 
You have no compassion
Baby, I'm talking to inanimate objects over you 
I'm talking to inanimate objects over you
I was reading the Bible 
1 Corinthians 13 
Where Paul talks all about love 
But I don't know what he means 
Because he says that love is kind 
That has not been my experience 
So I set the Bible down on the kitchen table 
And yelled at the Bible 'til I was no longer able
Baby, I'm talking to inanimate objects over you 
I'm talking to inanimate objects over you 
Yeah, I'm talking to inanimate objects over you 
Yeah, I'm talking to inanimate objects over you
Down to the Ark 2 3 4
"Right. Down to the Ark."
The candidates met up in North Dakota 5 
And they donned their black robes there in the chapel hall 
They said a brief invocation to their cloven-hoofed prince 6 
And they signed their names in blood on the vestry wall
In Christ, you know there's neither high nor low 7 
And the void will claim all creatures small or bright 8 
Seal up the borders or let everybody in 
In the order of the serpent, 9 there'll be neither left nor right 10
And we pull down our blindfolds 
Reach out for the lever in the dark 
Get a sticker for our shirts as we head into the sun 11 
Proudly bearing the mark 12 
Headed down to the ark
The applicants went down to Oklahoma 5 
And they hired an accent coach to teach them the western twang 
And several post-born babies 13 learned the hard way 
Vampires only kiss you when they've sharpened up their fangs 
Yeah
And as Minnesota fell, so went Missouri 5  
We were meeting at VFWs 14 in the snow 
And we voted down the tax codes, and we voted down the war 15 
So many names to choose from, just one way to go
And we pull down our blindfolds 
Reach out for the lever in the dark 
Get a sticker for our shirts as we head into the sun 
Proudly bearing the mark 
Headed down to the ark
Edvard Munch 16
Radical colors on the eastern sky 
The blinding symmetry, the little white lie 
Your small hand waving in the cold air 
The ridges of the mountain frozen on the skyline there
When the sun came out over Norway today 
I saw you going away 
There was nothing good in your going 
There was nothing good in your going
I cut the flowers that grew near the door 
And I arranged them in the center of the floor 
And the room was so empty 
There were pale shadows inside
When the sun came out over Norway today 
I saw you going away 
There was nothing good in your going 
There was nothing good in your going
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
I saw the building burning down 
I saw the dogs come running in two by two 
I saw the feast of Saint Christopher beginning 
I drew connecting lines between these things
You say I need to get some sleep 
You say I need to take it easy for a while 
You say I'll never learn to swim at this rate 
But I'm waiting for you downstairs 
And the water's rushing in on me
So I guess the wheel's been set in motion 
I guess the ship, it's gone and left it's little harbor 
I guess we'll wait and see what happens to us next 
And I can't wait because there's rats in the walls 
There are rats in the walls 
There are rats in the walls 
There are rats in the walls 
There are rats in the walls 
There are rats beneath the floorboards 
Rats up in the ceiling 
Rats in the walls 
There are rats in the walls
Ethiopians
Window-mounted air conditioning unit 
Humming like a hive 
We want to send postcards to the friends we used to have 
Rub their noses in the ugly fact 
That we are still alive
And we play 
Lover's reggae 
On accordion and banjo 
When the moon is high
And we lie 
On the floor 
Get suspicious of the people 
Who've just moved in next door
The bad taste in our mouths 
The twinkle in your eye 
Good things never last 
Bad things never die
Wind chime from Tahiti that we found down at the auction 
Tolls its minor chord 
And I can't think of one thing in this whole wide blessed world 
That's more dangerous and frightening 
Than you when you get bored
We go through 
Scads of money 
Don't know where it comes from 
Don't know where it goes
And we stare 
Out the window 
See the poison flowers the neighbors grow 
Sprouting up in nice neat rows
The swelling in our limbs 
The twinkle in your eye 
Good things never last 
Bad things never die
Etiquette Song
Rain washing your memory away 
Fires burning somewhere around here 
Clouds forming, clouds gathering 
One minute in a long, long year
You got one good reason 
For doing what you're going to do 
I got one thing holding me back 
From doing the same thing to you
In the San Gabriels the fire ate away 
Rabbitbrush and the Jimson weed 
When the rain came it was like an old friend 
When you came by you had just what I needed
You've got one hour left 
Before something happens all right 
And then rain will come down tonight
Eugene Sue
"Oh yes, you bobble <unintelligible> the top of the thirteenth. It looks like Joe Girardi."
When the sky opens wide 
And the late winter rain goes wild 
I don't like it 
And I curse God to His face
And I say to myself 
And to anyone else who will listen 
Save yourselves, or hang yourselves 
But I am leaving this wretched place
But when you call down curses 
On the God that made you 
You play hide and seek with trouble 
Trouble's gonna find you too
When the ship finds land 
And they throw me onto the sand 
There's a guy with a rifle 
Waiting there
And I say 
To nobody listening, this is fine by me 
And ideas fly through my mind 
The sweat cakes my hair
Yeah, when you call down curses 
On the God that made you 
You play hide and seek with trouble 
Yes, the trouble's gonna find you too
Flower Song
"Pues no hay nada más profundo 
Ni más grande en este mundo 
Que el cariño que te di..."
Selling new flowers 
Outrageously cheap 
Freshly cut daisies 
Twenty five cents each 
You loved me when you could keep your losses down 
But winter's coming around 
Now, now, now, now
The girl at the flower shop 
Is kind and young 
She made accurate change for me 
I let the change come 
You loved me when it was cheap to do so 
Can you feel the cold wind blow 
Now, now, now, now
Credits
Thanks very much to Riley Routh for helping out with transcribing these lyrics. And of course, thanks as always to the superlative Caliclimber, whose Flickr pages provided essential information and release details. Thanks also to Steve Brinson, who transcribed Down to the Ark and started the annotations.
Footnotes
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"This is a song that has two truths in it, which is up to you to ferret out... The title of this song is a term of abuse for a person from where I'm from. You may remember it from the movie Breaking Away." — University of Wisconsin–Madison, Madison, June 12, 1997. ↩
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Posting the song, John explained:
Weekend America asked me to write a song for Super Tuesday. Who do you think about when you think about politicians? Right, me too. So I wrote this, and recorded it here, and I hope you enjoy it!
The link in "me too" is to an image of the word "satan" stylized to look like a horned animal. Weekend America was a news and culture radio program syndicated by American Public Media, often distributed via NPR, the major public radio organization in the United States.
Speaking more about the song in the recording available on the National Public Radio website, John states:
My songs have never been me expressing my feelings, or very rarely; they're just, they're formal exercises, you know, and I thought that was an interesting way of putting it. Things tend to be more interesting if you take them to the extremes, I think.
Either you're a really good political satirist and you can do something that is poking fun but at the same time not being partisan, you know, or you can't, and I wouldn't — that's just not sort of what I do. I write little emotional psychodramas. So, you know, then, once I got my hook, that I was gonna portray all the candidates as, you know, people who drink the blood of infants, that was exciting to me. Because that's sort of my political position. I mean, I will vote for the person who comes closest to what I think is right, but I don't trust, you know, or like any of them.
... I was trying not to say that we shouldn't bother voting. I mean, I felt that way for a long time, you know. I believe in voting for the person who's going to do the least harm, almost all of the time, you know. But I remain deeply suspicious of anybody who would seek public office.
Mountain Goats news. Political Song for Alastair Crowley to Sing. February 3, 2008, retrieved August 1, 2016.
Weekend America session, February 2, 2008. ↩
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Down to the Ark is part of the informal series of Biblical references. ↩
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Given that John was considering Revelation in writing the song (see below), this more likely refers to the Ark of the Covenant than Noah's Ark. The Ark of the Covenant is a chest believed to contain the stone tablets inscribed with the Ten Commandments, brought down by Moses from Mount Sinai. The location and definitive existence of the Ark is unknown.
Revelation, the final book of the Bible, is the source of much Christian eschatology. It contains an intense, surreal, violent prophecy of the apocalypse. In the book, Jesus gives the narrator a vision of cosmic war between good and evil, and describes the coming of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalpyse, followed by mass slaughter, death, and suffering. Ultimately, Jesus promises to return with an army of angels and create a new world, known as the Second Coming.
As Revelation progresses, the Throne of God appears with a scroll covered with seven seals. The opening of the seals release the Horsemen and other forces of catastrophic destruction. Following this, seven trumpets are sounded, generating further calamities. After the seventh trumpet is sounded, the Kingdom of God is declared and the Ark of the Covenant appears:
God's sanctuary in heaven was opened, and the ark of His covenant appeared in His sanctuary. There were flashes of lightning, rumblings of thunder, an earthquake, and severe hail.
Revelation 11:19, Holman Christian Standard Bible, retrieved February 24, 2022. ↩
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Super Tuesday is the colloquial term for the day in the United States presidential primary election process when the largest number of states vote, which normally has a dramatic effect on which candidates are able to continue running their campaigns and ultimately win their parties' nominations. In 2008, Super Tuesday, held on February 5, 2008, was larger than ever before, as 24 states held their primaries on that day. These states included North Dakota, Oklahoma, Minnesota, and Missouri, the states mentioned in this song.
The Democratic primary was inconclusive between Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, while the Republican primary helped bring former Governor Mitt Romney's campaign to an end, but allowed former Governor Mike Huckabee's campaign to continue until March, when he conceded the nomination to Senator John McCain. Ultimately, the election was won by Barack Obama. ↩ ↩2 ↩3
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A cloven hoof is a hoof with two toes, as with cattle, deer, pigs, antelopes, gazelles, goats, mountain goats, and sheep. In Judaism, animals that both chew their cud and have cloven hooves are considered kosher, while others are considered unclean, or treif. Cloven hooves are often associated with Satan, due to Satan often having the body or limbs of a goat. ↩
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A reference to Romans 8:39:
For I am persuaded that not even death or life,
angels or rulers,
things present or things to come, hostile powers,height or depth, or any other created thing
will have the power to separate us
from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord!Romans 8:38–39, Holman Christian Standard Bible, retrieved February 24, 2022. ↩
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Likely an allusion to All Things Bright and Beautiful, a famous hymn by Cecil Alexander, first published in 1848. The hymn opens with the lines:
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all.This stanza repeats as the chorus. ↩
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Throughout the Bible, beginning in Genesis with Adam, Eve, the snake, and the apple, serpents are associated with Satan. In Revelation specifically, a dragon — equivalently called the ancient serpent — arises, identified with Satan, and wages war against Heaven. Michael, chief among the archangels, fights the dragon and defeats it.
Revelation 12, Holman Christian Standard Bible, retrieved February 27, 2022. ↩
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In the United States, presidential elections follow a first-past-the-post voting system, meaning that the candidate with the most votes wins, even if this is a minority of the electorate, or even the voters. This has led to a two-party system, where it is nearly impossible for another party to gain political prominence. The Republican Party occupies the more right-wing and the Democratic Party occupies the more left-wing position, although true left-wing positions are essentially unrepresented.
The left-right dichotomy dates from the French Revolution of 1789. In the National Assembly, supporters of the King sat on the right, and supporters of the Revolution sat on the left. ↩
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"The conceit of the chorus is going into the voting booth, and as you leave the voting place, they give you a little sticker that says, 'I voted', right. The booth is kind of dark, and you go out into the light, and I sort of liked that, sort of image from Revelations of people walking around with something on their foreheads, you know, that declares that they've declared allegiance to the Beast and so forth." — Weekend America session, February 2, 2008 ↩
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The infamous Mark of the Beast, a symbol or number associated with Satan. In Revelation, there are two beasts. The first beast rises from the sea, and is given power by the serpent. The second beast is depicted as a false prophet, and places a mark on those that follow it:
And he [the Beast] requires everyone — small and great, rich and poor, free and slave—to be given a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark: the beast’s name or the number of his name.
Here is wisdom: The one who has understanding must calculate the number of the beast, because it is the number of a man. His number is 666.
Revelation 13:16–18, Holman Christian Standard Bible, retrieved February 27, 2022. ↩
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Likely contrasting to "unborn babies", a common way for anti-abortionists to describe a fetus. Opposition to abortion is a major mobilizing force among part of the right-wing in the United States. ↩
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The Veterans of Foreign Wars is an 1899 American organization formed of, as the title suggests, American military veterans who fought outside the United States. VFW halls are common in towns throughout the United States and are common sites for a variety of public events, including hosting polling stations. ↩
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I'm not aware of these referring to specific ballot items on Super Tuesday — if you are, please let me know, as usual! Likely these refer to opposing the Bush tax cuts, which benefited the wealthiest people in the United States, and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, both illegal and criminal wars by the Bush administration and continued by the Obama administration. The United States military was heavily engaged in other wars, including in Yemen, Pakistan, Somalia, and elsewhere, at the time of the election in 2008. ↩
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Sometimes called Oslo 1888, although this is its own song. See Slattery's, Dublin, November 22, 1996. ↩